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TOKEN FIRST. THE MACHINE FOLLOWS.
UNISWAP V4 HOOK
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BASE 8453
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RAD: 99.4% TOXIC
LVL 1: SEWER RECRUIT
XP TO NEXT RANK
0%
COMBO:
1X
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X_INTENT_BUFFER // READY_TO_BROADCAST
179 / 280 CHARS
β COPIED TO CLIPBOARD // READY TO PASTE
GRID LOG:
[SYS] Local game ready. Progress saves in this browser only.
SEWER STICKER VAULT // LOOT LOCKER
RUN:
0 CLICKS
BEST:
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0 / 12 (0%)
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FLUSH TOILET TO DREDGE RARE POOPS // CLICK ANY UNLOCKED CARD TO TWEET
π ALL-TIME FAME BOARD // FEWEST CLICKS TO 12/12
SORT: FEWEST CLICKS
1.0s
Hydraulic cooldown per flush, enforced in your browser.
12/12
Collect all 12 unique poop sticker cards.
FEWEST
clicks to 12/12 secures all-time glory.
RESET
Start new runs anytime to beat your record.
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LEADERBOARD IS EMPTY // CLAIM #1 SPOT
No operator records logged yet. Complete all 12 collectibles in your vault to immortalize your handle on the All-Time Fame Board!
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Complete your 12-card vault to immortalize your handle on the Fame Board.
SELF-REPORTED SCORES
π½ NEW SEWER DROP DREDGED!
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CARD COPIED TO CLIPBOARD!
Press Ctrl+V in your tweet to attach!
CROWN ROYAL SOVEREIGN
EPIC
SERIAL: #08-7749
+40% Royal Flush
π‘ How it works: "Copy & Tweet" copies the card image to your clipboard and opens Twitter. Simply press Ctrl+V to paste the sticker image!
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PRE-LAUNCH
$NARA SWAPS OPEN SOON
Trading on the NARA pool is paused until launch. When it opens, SWAP takes you to CryptoSLIP, the NARA swap app, in a new tab. Until then nothing on this page buys or sells anything.
TOKEN CONTRACT (BASE 8453)
CHAIN 8453
0x91FB78A9F46B67f54BbD4489941d19666b2fAe0f
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π 12/12 SEWER VAULT CONQUERED!
PORCELAIN TRIUMPH
You dredged every single rare poop sticker card through pure hydraulic discipline.
RUN SCORE
0
CLICKS
GOD-TIER PORCELAIN DEITY